The manufacture of this ice cream involved no chicken products, and involved no cruelty to or testing on chickens.

 

To tell the truth the only literary prize I ever won was when some guy walked out of a stall in a public bathroom where I had just wrote a dirty limerick on the wall. After reading it he laughed and said, "Did you write dat Mack? Dat is funny!" Then he pointed at me and said, "I'm buying you a ice cream cone." So here is my picture with my literary prize.