About the President -- what a guy!!

Update Spring, 2005:

EXCITING NEWS!!!!

Dear Visitors,
Brian Friedkin is now the editor in chief, writer, President, guiding light guru, CEO and janitor of Meltingclocktimes.com --An intellectually stimulating news publication dealing with important and diverse topics like, botched nose jobs, sexually perverted space aliens, and mutating tomatoes and chickens.
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For the sake of human advancement, world peace, and liberty be sure to visit often President Friedkin's inspiring web sites:

President Brian Friedkin, travels the world fighting for these causes: Freedom from commie infiltration; The right to bear arms to blow off legs; The rights of chickens; The rights of black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs; and consumption of over-consumers for saving the environment. In the above picture he is taking time out from his grueling schedule of international appearances to tour Portofino, Italy. Even there he is hounded by scores of reporters. He is saying to the photographers, "Cosa vuoi?" (What the hell do you want?")

The Society For Chicken Love Did you know that billions of defenseless chickens are savagely murdered every year? Please visit this web page to find out how you can help stop this outrageous barbarism!

THE AMERICAN MINE ASSOCIATION Working to insure the right to bear arms to blow off legs!

ABLJVD-- THE ALLIANCE OF BLACK LESBIAN JEWISH VEGETARIAN DWARFS The civil rights movement has made progress, but some groups have been over looked in the struggle. It's time that this wonderful group of people got their rights!

THE ORGANIZATION FOR ECO-ENLIGHTENED PROTEIN CONSUMPTION This is the world's only organization that advocates consuming the consumers in order to thwart over-consumption.

THE LEAGUE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE President Friedkin feels it's his duty to head this organization to warn the world of the impending commie attempt to take over the free world. If you believe the communists are no longer a threat check here for some revelations that will shock you and change your life. I challenge anyone to find a more patriotic web site!
THE ULTIMATE SELF HELP WEB SITE!!
If you follow the advice in this website you can overcome cigarette smoking, obesity, drug addiction, depression, alcoholism, bad relationships, excessive gambling and hemorrhoids.

President Brian Friedkin, travels the world fighting for these causes: Freedom from commie infiltration; The right to bear arms to blow off legs; The rights of chickens; The rights of black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs; and consumption of over-consumers for saving the environment. In the above picture he is taking time out from his grueling schedule of international appearances to tour Portofino, Italy. Even there he is hounded by scores of reporters. He is saying to the photographers, "Cosa vuoi?" (What the hell do you want?")
	*The Society For Chicken Love* Did you know that billions of defenseless chickens are savagely murdered every year? Please visit this web page to find out how you can help stop this outrageous barbarism! THE AMERICAN MINE ASSOCIATION Working to insure the right to bear arms to blow off legs! *ABLJVD-- THE ALLIANCE OF BLACK LESBIAN JEWISH VEGETARIAN DWARFS* The civil rights movement has made progress, but some groups have been over looked in the struggle. It's time that this wonderful group of people got their rights! THE ORGANIZATION FOR ECO-ENLIGHTENED PROTEIN CONSUMPTION This is the world's only organization that advocates consuming the consumers in order to thwart over-consumption. THE LEAGUE FOR THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE President Friedkin feels it's his duty to head this organization to warn the world of the impending commie attempt to take over the free world. If you believe the communists are no longer a threat check here for some revelations that will shock you and change your life. I challenge anyone to find a more patriotic web site! THE ULTIMATE SELF HELP WEB SITE!! If you follow the advice in this website you can overcome cigarette smoking, obesity, drug addiction, depression, alcoholism, bad relationships, excessive gambling and hemorrhoids.

Is there anyone else who is President of so many organizations? President Friedkin should be in the Guinness Book of World Records if he isn't already.

MORE EXCITING NEWS!!!! PRESIDENT FRIEDKIN'S BOOKS ARE NOW DOWNLOADABLE AS .PDF FILES RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR NOSE!! AND THEY ARE FREE!!

As you probably know President Brian Friedkin is a prize winning author. (Click here to learn about the literary prizes Brian Friedkin has won.) So it was no wonder that the adventurous genius space traveler Dr. Bip P.T. Boingboing teamed up with President Friedkin to collaborate on the just completed book, "Bip P.T. Boingboing's Adventures In Outer Space."

Click here to read the book's short introduction which explains the book and has Dr. Boingboing's biography. This book has had some minor updates. The chapter order is changed. Email me if you want to read the more recent version.

Click here to download, "Bip P.T. Boingboing's Adventures In Outer Space." 316k byte Adobe Acrobat .pdf file. (On the IE you can click the right button, hit "Save Target As," and save it to disk to view and print after going off line.)

President Friedkin's other book:

Click here to see a blurb and learn more about "City Without A Heart."

Click here to download, "City Without A Heart." 255k byte Adobe Acrobat .pdf file. (On the IE you can click the right button, hit "Save Target As," and save it to disk to view and print after going off line.)

Important note from President Friedkin: Since I don't expect anyone to read a book on a computer screen I have formatted the books for printing out in two easy to read columns a page. The font size is easy to read but small enough so you should be able to print each book on apox. 32 sheets if you print on each side. Electronic book reading devices are becoming popular. If you have one here are free books to read on it. Let me know how it looks.

It is only a matter of time before famous agents contact me and big publishers offer me $$$$ millions $$$$ for these books and they will no longer be free. Since they are now free all I ask is that you send me a book report (even if it's brief) after reading a book.

If you don't have the free Adobe Acrobat Reader, download it at adobe.com

Click to e-mail President Friedkin at brianfriedkin@meltingclocktimes.com

The design of this page involved no torture or exploitation of chickens